When you want to harbour a grudge, it helps to know what the person looks like. That way, when you come to make the doll to stick pins in, you can make it more realistic. On that basis, then, here’s the current Lincolnshire Branch Committee…
Mao Bob. Often referred to as Pete, but that’s another story… Always telling poor innocent Mike to keep quiet
Vice-Chair Roger. The word ‘vice’ was invented for him. Furry face, too. NEVER trust someone with a furry face.
Secretary Dave, exposed (literally). Annoying habit of sniffing out a bargain from 100 yards and then crowing about it.
Treasurer Caroline. Could find a way of billing the devil himself. Has the tenner to prove it, too…
News-editor David. Never lets the facts get in the way of a good story. Lousy writing style. No known redeeming features.
Web-editor Mike. Polite, hardworking, the kind of bloke you’d introduce to your mother. Hang on, who wrote this crap?